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| Kim Kardashian Can, Can You? |
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| Author : Miko Laube |
Will you ‘Fit in Your Jeans by Friday’? Kim Kardashian says you can, but without all the help in Hollywood could she?
Whether you remember her as Paris Hilton’s former BFF, from her infamous sex tape scandal with R&B artist Ray J or as another narcissistic member of the bland reality TV family ‘The Kardashians’, there’s one thing everyone remembers about Kim Kardashian: her butt, second only to Jennifer Lopez. She’s the latest celebrity to put her natural assets on the market due to the popular celebrity trend where the biggest loser is Hollywood’s biggest winner.
Indeed these days it’s not important how thin you get but rather from where you started, as the media fixates of yo-yoing stars like Janet Jackson, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. When they lose weight we’re so proud of them! If you do it as a D-list celebrity on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ we’re doubly proud of your healthy accomplishment as we are of your willingness to humiliate yourself. Kim was definitely taking note.
Shortly after her short-lived stint on ‘Dancing With the Stars’, where her figure looked fantastic but her dancing . . . not so much, she began work on her new set of workout DVDs: Fit in Your Jeans by Friday. A svelte but curvaceous Kim leads abs and upper body sculpting, cardio and (you guessed it) booty boosting workouts designed to keep but contour “ladylike” curves. Wouldn’t you like to fit in your jeans by Friday? Well, what day do I have to start?
Kim herself trained for months, she admits sometimes twice daily, with a trainer doing both cardio and intensive sculpting exercises. She switched her carefree diet of burgers and fries to a macrobiotic one, although she admits to having a limited understanding about it. The beauty of having a personal chef I suppose. But having made the switch she claims she’d eat a salad over a hamburger any day. Wow.
In spite of the title, even if I started this Friday and exercised each day with Kim until next Friday it’s highly unlikely I’d fit into any jeans size smaller than the one I was wearing the Friday I started. Or is that the point? They are after all still my jeans this and next Friday. Confusing. This of course is all assuming I’d been able to procure an exercise step from some gym’s attic or obscure online site that still sells steps!
Kim Kardashian, who reportedly downsized from a size 6 to 2 for the video, looks flawless in her 80’s inspired workout gear, which might make even her most devoted follower wonder why they’ll NEVER look that hot working out to her video. We might agree that even doing all her moves we will never be blessed with such a bountiful and shapely posterior and frankly that by buying this DVD the only thing that will have changed by Friday is you will have put money into Kim’s already well-lined pockets. So technically it’s her jeans that change by Friday – you just bought her a new pair!
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